Also check out this http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html random fortune cookie generator. For every fortune cookie ever just add "in bed" to the end and it becomes fucking hilarious.
my favorite one so far "You have remarkable power which you are not using (in bed)."
Amazing, simply amazing.
ReplyDeleteOptimus owns them ninjas like they r lollipops
ReplyDelete"Accept the next proposition you hear (in bed)."
ReplyDeleteRainmeter plz! I've already checked out everything customize.org had up, there aren't a lot of users who uploads unfortunately :(
Supporting for ninjas :D
ReplyDeletehahaha at the cookie generator
ReplyDelete"good fortune awaits you at the end of the day (in bed)" haha i hope so
hahaha, awesome wallpapers, optimus ftw! :D
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend used the Optimus Prime one on our laptop.
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